Hideo Nomo Has a Posse

So if you’ve never used Google Voice, it creates little transcripts of the voicemail people leave for you. Well, it tries. Sometimes it’s great, sometime it’s terrible, and sometimes it’s just terribly surreal. I get this call today, from some number I don’t recognize. The dude is speaking Spanish, and to my ears he sounds either inebriated, confused, or really tired. I don’t understand spoken Spanish very well, and I certainly don’t understand drunken rambling Spanish, and this call obviously isn’t intended for me. I’m not sure it’s intended for any man.

Anyway. Here is a MP3 of the actual call. Anything you Spanish-speaking / drunk-comprehending folks can decode, I’d be interested in hearing. BUT the true magic here is the incredibly awesome Google Voice transcript:

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Right on, soldier. ¶