Hideo Nomo Has a Posse

KYLE MACLACHLAN MUST BE STOPPED. The man wants to reboot, or remake, or rekindle, or restart, or simply maybe regurgitate TWIN PEAKS on the web, using five-minute episodes, or, as the kids, call them, *barf* – WEBISODES. Normal, well-adjusted, obsessive fans of the original show, which was great, cannot let this happen. MacLachlan says that David Lynch will not be involved. Well great, that’s like saying there’s this new Nirvana record coming out, sans Kurt Cobain! Count me out.

Granted, all right, the second half of the second season was HORRIBLE, but the first season was far away one of the brighter shining moments in the history of television, and that’s even if you believe in that hogwash phony-baloney Hollywood “moon landing” thing which of course you DON’T.

We’ll see how this develops. Hopefully, it won’t – then I can go about maintaining my memory of the original show as it was sullied and tarnished by… the original show. Ah, nevermind. ¶